NICK (He/Him)

Host, Editor, and control-freak-in-chief of the Please Don’t Listen podcast. Nick’s novelty poisoning shapes the show’s format- bringing his co-hosts into varied experiences like getting their fortunes told, competing in bar trivia, and paying to win at video games.



ALEX (He/Him)

Chooser of topics such as “store” “television” and “nothing”. The podcast host with the least insight but the most sweaty bits.


SEB (They/Them)

A former Tumblr denizen and early tycoon game addict, Seb invites their co-hosts to suffer the consequences of a childhood spent terminally online with picks such as The Sims 1, Neocities, and EverQuest Project 1999.



CAM (He/Him)

Both Pastry Chef and Nick’s brother, Cam has an affinity for movies and food. When not catching up on every movie ever made or complaining about work, Cam pioneered episodes based on eating one chicken nugget a minute for an hour, DS download play, and Sleepaway Camp 1983!



GEORGE (He/Him)

Part time gamer, full time crier. When George isn’t busy taking psychic damage from checking the news, he invites his dear friends to join him in anything from playing competitive games to microdose psychosis, to watching cheesy action and horror movies and saying “they don’t make em how they used to” before making a reference to a certain mech suit.


